Quotes

Some crazy, funny, sad quotes made by the players and their characters or the DM. Some of these quotes did not happen in Muad’dib.

 Quotes of April 21st:

The Invincibles have arrived on Elysium, the homeplane of Pelor, God of the Sun and Questor of the Rising Sun is talking to the Patriarch of Light about the building of a dome of glass which he wants to have on his temple. He has to do a quest to get it done.
Patriarch: You have to cleanse a temple of evil.
Gri'shak: Alie, can you cast a bless spell? Then I’ll piss over it.

Gri'shak: I’m not gonna beat people up who surrender to me.
Questor: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

The Invincibles are back at their castle Bak’Nor’s Rock and get several things explained by Jack Daniels (See NPC list to find out who he is).
Jack Daniels: Mariska is gone.
Alie en Gramber exclaim at the same time: She’s gone?

The Invincibled have received a present from a strange guy and Gri’Shak wants to open it up.
Gramber: Nooooooo!!!!!!

Gramber opens the present himself after all. His famous last words before he turns into stone: I’m opening the box. Gri'shak takes a look into the box. His famous last words: Ik hate those fucked up mages.

Questor wants to let the DM know how his temple and altar are progressing.
Questor: What’s the name of that holy thing again?
Alie: Altar.

The ultimate quote of Questor: Think of the XP's we're missing!!!

Quotes of 14 april 2002:

The Invincibles reach a building(DM: a castle blasted to ruins), or at least what’s left of it (Junk). The gate has gone to ruins and the Valinists (sort of communist people) are repairing the thing. They find out they have no nails anymore.
Valinist 1: We need nails
Valinist 2: Shit, we don’t have a permit for that. (The Valinists need permits for everything)

The Invincibles are standing in front of a door in the basement of the ruined castle. It won’t open. There are movements on the other side of the door, which they can here and the group of adventurers wants to get the door open at all cost. Famous last words: We have to get that door open!

The group of adventurers are still standing in front of the door, discussing how to get the door open..
Gri'shak: I’ve got a philter of love.

Aliena and Gri'shak are standing in front of  greater mummies and have to retreat strategically behind a door. Gri'shak: "I’m using my wooden wedges. For the first time!"

Gramber is flying through the air and gets a feeblemind casted over himself, which makes him stupid. Gramber: "Feeblemind? Is there a Mass version of that spell?"

Questor of the Rising Sun is standing near a corridor and casts a wall of fire. It deals 52 damage points. All mummies in the corridor are torched. Questor: "That’s what I call wipe them all out."

Quotes of 6 April 2002:

Every time the Invincibles go on a journey they are wakened by a rooster in the morning. Alie: "We have brought a portable rooster along with us."

Gri'shak talking to Alie: "We need to interrogate one of those whitecoats.(An evil wizard group, recognizable by their white robes) Alie, have you studied a raise dead spell?"

Gri'shak has walked towards a group of elite fighters of the town where the Invincibles have ended up in and caused a bloodbath. The fighers are scared to death of him. Gri’shak wants to talk to one of the whitecoats: "I see there a pile of whitecoats, but they’re not functional anymore." (meaning, they’re dead)

Gramber has been shot by 23 arrows and lies unconscious on the ground. Questor is studying the reverse spell of Cure Serious Wounds and says: "You are willing to be touched?" Gramber has got nothing to be willing to at the moment.

Questor is thinking about how to get to rest of his party and thinks planeshifting is very handy. Unfortunately, before he can planeshift back to this place, 24 hours need to have passed before he can use his medallion. Questor to the others: “You are able to last here another day, aren’t you?”

 Questor has thrown the other plan away and is still thinking about a way how to get to the other side of the street, since there are bowmen at every roof in town. And he wants to have the rest of the party with him when he uses the planeshift. DM: "Put parsley in your ears and stand still."

Questor has got a new idea. He wants to put on a white robe and pass for one while he is wearing it. But the bowmen know what he looks like and Questor wants to look completely different to pass for one. (He doesn’t have a polymorph self, cos he’s not a mage) Questor: "I’m gonna torch my hair." Everyone’s wondering which steps of the thinking process Questor has skipped to get to that conclusion. (He’s got a wisdom of like 21) After a while the group finds out Martijn is playing his character extremely well. Which is ofcourse not appreciated by the DM.

Joost has just heard the words of Questor: "'They are cool famous last words (that nobody understands): "I’m gonna torch my hair"

Gri'shak is fighting with a withecoat who has just cast spell without (so it seems) an effect. 5 more whitecoats climb onto the roof. Gri’shak: “Are that supposed to be mages? Mages don’t climb, they fly. It must be an illusion.”

Gri'shak is still standing on the rooftop and those 6 whitecoats are there as well. DM: “You are allowed to throw 3 Saving Throws.” Gri'shak: "Three?!!!" He rolls with his magic dice and says: "All succeeded." (Note of DM: "I will have to check those dice one time. When I rolled the Saving Throws it was much better.")

Questor has finally decided how to get safely to the other side of the street and hides underneath a table. The enemy bowmen shout: “Guys, there’s table walking around here. Should we shoot at tables too?”

A whitecoat has casted a fear spell, which has no effect on Gri’shak, but does affect his own people. A group of enemy bowmen runs away in panic and only one of them remains.

Alie is sitting next to Gramber safely in one of the houses and has just brought him back to consciousness and has pulled the arrows out of his elven body.zit bij Gramber veilig in een van de huizen en heeft hem net bij bewustzijn gebracht en de pijlen uit zijn elvenlijf getrokken.
Alie: "I have just unpinned you.”Gramber: "All 23?"

Questor to DM: "Asshole" Don’t ask my why, I can’t remember. (Note of DM: "Questor thought he was the shithead again and predicted I was gonna say the same to him too " Don’t ask me why, he probably doesn’t remember that one himself either.)

The Invincibles have planeshifted to Bytopia to get cured there by the vague priests of the Rising Sun. The next morning there is no rooster to wake them up

Gri'shak: "No one has upwinded the rooster."

Gramber: "What are we gonna do?"
Gri'shak: "We’re shifting - Shift F4."

The Invibles have just captured a whitecoat and because Gri’shak is the only one visible of the party, he has received a fly upon himself and flies above the town. The people see him because the whitcoat has dropped an apple..
The people: "Hey, isn’t that that one dude?"
Gri'shak: "No!"

Quotes of 30 March 2002:

The Invincibles have arrived in the temple of the Rising Sun on Bytopia after their adventure in the vulcano of Krato. Questor and the head of the temple are having a conversation about the dome mister Rising Sun wants to have on his temple..
DM: We have contacted the priesthood of Pelor on Elusiumr.
Gonda: Sect

Gramber: I’m the figher here.

Gramber is being asked if the saddle of his elephant needs to come along too.

Aliena: You’re the Elf, you ride everything without a saddle.

Gri'shak, meaningfully: You ride everything without a saddle.

The Invincibles have arrived in the country of the valinist and wonder what to do next to get the sword Cro’Votch back..
Questor: We’re going into a pub.
A serious discussion follows about the steps they need to take.
Questor: Yes, so we’re going into a pub.

The Invincibles ride pass many inhabitants of the Valinist country and they notice one thing in particular.
Alie: These are just like living zombies.
Gri'shak: Try to turn them later on.

Gri'shak’s look on the valinist empire: If you stay here too long you become a zombie.

Sunday the 10th of March:

Joost’s look on Dwarves: Dwarven women have beards too, so all Dwarves are gay, except some Dwarves can get babies.

Gramber has just discovered through a true seeing spell that Mariska, the girlfriend of Gri’shak is a Lich and that she carries a whole lot of magical items.
Gramber: We’re dead!!
Gri'shak: Man,  we have conquered a castle once with 4 of those monsters, 6 skeleton warriors and many many skeletons.
Gramber: Yeah, that was good.

The cantrip contest has started. A mage rubs in his hands to start with the cantrip.
Gri'shak: And now they’re warm.

The Invincibles are about to go look for Cro’Votch in the north.
Mariska: Can I stay with you?
Gramber: Nooooo!!!!

Mariska has teleported the Invincibles plus two kobold Pelor Worshippers to a volcano near Krato.
Questor: I think we’re in the wrong place. Shall I use my planeshift?

The Invincibles are fighting with a group of unknown undead. Gramber gets hit (Gee, he’s fighting with his longsword in the front). He is suffering from bok-rot (Gonda: or how do you spell that?) (Mark: with an 'n - inbetween). Questor has just used his heal spell on himself because he forgot to heal himself the last couple of weeks. And that bok-rot can only be cured with a heal or cure disease(A spell only Alie has, but she didn’t study it right now).

While the fight is still going on Questor says: “I’m gonna sleep right away.."

Quotes of Saturday the 23rd of February (Stay awake, Gonda)

Gonda: "I didn’t write down many quotes, I wasn’t paying attention."

Questor: "Millions of goldpieces have been offered for Cro’Votch? Fuck, that can’t be. Then he’s got more than me!!" After he’s heard how much a trader has offered for Gri’shak’s magical sword Cro’Votch.

Questor and his date Niselya have gone to the woods for a walk. Niselya knows very well what she wants and urges Questor to an intamite being together. Questor doesn’t really know how to cope with it (He’s just in his teens) and says he goes back to the castle. (or something in that direction). (DM: It was actually like this: Niselya asked Questor to show his famous flame strike. Questor then says: Ok, I’ll show my flame strike and then I’ll go back to the castle) The Invincibles look at him with looks in their eyes like: What are you up to? Are you stupid or something?
Questor: What are you looking at me for?
The other Invincibles: It’s your date!!!

A guardian has been appointed to guard Gramber’s lab. But since no one can find the door, the guard has been ordered to stand in the corner. Gramber: " I believe it is kind of boring to stand in the corner with me."

Aliena has been tipsy for the first the time when the kobolds, whom they had brought along after the Invincible’s fight with ‘greateye’, had offered her a  drink. The next morning she wakes up and discovers a kobold sleeping in a corner.
Aliena: "What!!!!!!!"
Kobold: "I have brought you to you room after the party and watched over you."
Aliena: "Oh. Ok."

From an email, with context

Gonda: I was going to heal myself. It went like this:
Alie: I’m casting a cure critical wounds.
Taco: Ok, roll the dice.
Alie: Roll the dice? I don’t need to roll the dice.
Taco punches himself against the head. "Oh right."
Gonda: Volgens mij was ém dat.